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Posted by: Doug K
« on: March 18, 2022, 10:38:31 am »

Are you a New York State property owner with a leaky Earthen Embankment Dam problem?

Are you tired of looking at all those seeps & cattails below your aging earthen Erie Canal Dams?

Would you like to put a stop to weeping water impoundments forever, and also STOP Social Media ridicule?

If so, then it's time to buy - DAMIT™

In just FOUR EASY STEPS you can end your problems with leaky earthen embankments along your waterway, and also stifle those on Social Media, who may be opposing your Embankment Safety Programs.

Yes, it's DAMIT™, the solution for any frustrated DAM owner who can't stop "incessant leaking" or "incessant whining"

And DAMIT™, the Earthen Embankment sealing wonder product comes in many sizes to meet all your Embankment Sealing needs.

There's the smaller 4 GALLON pail, for those small fish or farm-sized ponds, that can't seem to hold water.

Or the 55 GALLON INDUSTRIAL SIZE for those "bigger jobs", like sealing a 200 year old navigation channel, like the Erie Canal.

Use the handy calculation tool provided, to calculate just how much DAMIT™ you will need for your next project. Most leaks are stopped with a single application, but for those harder to stop earthen dam leaks, a second application may be required.

Whether the job is a small livestock watering hole, or a treasured landmark from your Country's National Heritage collection, DAMIT™ is the one product that does it all...

DAMIT™ may even prevent incessant whining from "grass-roots" environmental groups, because it is "safe" for the environment... or so the package states.

Once applied to your pond, DAMIT™ turns into a messy, slimey ooze, that fills all those "nooks & cranies" of your earthen dam surface. And who doesn't like to "play with slime?"

If your Earthen Impoundment has seen better days, if it leaks way more than it should, maybe it's time for you to say:

It's time to fix the Damn Dam with DAMIT™

Fine Print:
DAMIT™ will not prevent invasive vegetation from growing on or collapsing an earthen embankment dam.
DAMIT™ will not seal or prevent tree root piping, or seal larger, underground voids like animal burrows.
DAMIT™ will not prevent tree blowdowns, or falling tree limbs.
DAMIT™ will not stop earthen embankment safety dis-information or mis-information on social media
DAMIT™ will not prevent future embankment slips, slides, or slumps.
DAMIT™ will not replace required embankment dam inspections and maintenance